Zombie Attack Shoe Tips #2

Yes, remember ladies… the zombie apocalypse could strike at any time!

Accessories are always important. And never more so than in combat situations. Make sure you don’t get caught short in the survival fashion stakes with only a pair of flip-flops to hand. Killer heels are always a must. (Colour optional.)

Made for the handy fount of all zombie survival skill knowledge and top armageddon
tips: ‘A Girls’ Guide To Surviving The Apocalypse‘.

Books Vs Cigarettes Webcomic


‘Books vs Cigarettes’ takes a not entirely serious little wander through the world of Genre Lit. It’s the stuff we love but, as with everything, that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t come with a sense of humour!

Wondrous words from Danie Ware. Dubious illustration Sarah Anne Langton. And hosted each month by the lovely folk at Geek Syndicate.

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Books vs Cigarettes #1 The Perils Of Paranormal Romance  Beware smouldering  vampires and frisky werewolf’s… nothing good will come of it…

Books vs Cigarettes #2 Post Paranormal Romance Blues  When a little light Sword and Sorcery goes tragically wrong…


Books vs Cigarettes #3 Steampunked  The lure of the dirigible and corset goes horribly wrong as somebody starts to investigate the world of Steampunk.

Books vs Cigarettes #4 SFX Or Bust!  Be prepared… the SFX Weekender is upon us…

Books Vs Cigarettes Sir?

Might I suggest a stroll over to ‘The Geek Syndicate’, those fine purveyors of quality literature, for some comic book adventures Sir? This week the ladies of ‘Books Vs Cigarettes’ encounter Steampunk during a epic yarn of corsets and goggles that is sure to please.


Have your man locate a copy for you directly.

Zombie Attack Shoe Tips


Yes, remember ladies… the zombie apocalypse could strike at any time!

Make sure your undead escape shoes are always to hand and don’t let those nasty zombies ruin your heels.

Made for the handy fount of all zombie survival skill knowledge and top armageddon
tips: ‘A Girls’ Guide To Surviving The Apocalypse‘.

Books Vs Cigarettes… Or ‘My First Webcomic’

Drawing a webcomic sounds fun. Sharpen those pencils and off you go. Easy. Well, till you realise that you actually have no idea what you’re doing. But, Hell, that’s never stopped me before. Armed with wondrous words from Danie Ware a page appeared. And, somewhat bizarrely, people seemed to kinda like it. Including the lovely folk at Geek Syndicate who’ve now given it a home.

The first instalment of ‘Books Vs Cigarettes: A Sly Look At The World Of Geek Publishing’ is up ‘n live with The Geeks justy here!

(Please note future episodes will not include helicopters, forks, dogs, and other things I can’t draw.)

Is That A Stake In Your Pocket?

…or are you just pleased to see me?

I’m daily forced to encounter a mildly disturbing amount of paranormal romance. It’s my job. Ripped vampire himbos, and claymore wielding hunky immortals. They’re forced upon me before I’ve even had my caffeine fix, first thing. The reading public responsible therefore deserve poking fun at. And I’m not letting the fact that I really have no idea how to draw comics stop me.

Sexed up revenants should at least wait till I’ve had my tea of a morning.


Top wordsmithing skills here from Danie Ware!